You may have read my previous post: you know, the one where I complained about all of the kitten that were eating all of my food, sleeping in my boxes, and horror of horrors demanding I groom them. Well, thank you humans for getting them out of my house. My wonderful resident human has kindly removed all kittens from the apartment and my misfortunes are a thing of the past!
All that sharing food with kittens who don’t understand that I get perks as Overlord Cat of the House:
Or all those times kittens decided that my box and blanket were much comfier:
Or just general mischief that is mentally exhausting as I run around to make sure these fuzzy tykes come to no harm:
The best part is probably not having to groom them anymore when they’ve forgotten how:
Your help was greatly appreciated and it’s time for me to bask in my retirement. I’m far more rested now than when this picture was taken!
…Wait, what do you mean that we’re getting new kittens?
(Note from the human: Thank you everyone for helping us find homes for all of the kittens that the fluffy cat I serve has helped foster.)